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Attention! By the decree of Prince Vorwund, next week everyone will have to glorify the valiant warriors of Thunderhand. If you are stupid enough not to know who they are, show respect to those who wear a gold Erd bracelet on their arm. Each of them is ready to give his life to save the king and the kingdom. Each can be trusted as yourself. So don’t forget to have a cake with you in case of an unexpected need for a gift offering.

Happy news! This morning, three dwarf scouts we thought were dead returned from the Chasm! Emaciated and tired, but rich in booty! As a reward for their heroism, Brons, Hildy, and Gwen each received a golden wen with rubies, and were also admitted to the royal pie table until sunset!

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Hey-ho! In the Ernok Mule tavern, new supplies of Morelbeer! The unique bouquet includes the most vigorous mushrooms and the freshest (rested in the sun for no more than eight days) pickled fish giblets! And for noble gentlemen, the real aged “elven tears” — knock you down like a cannon!

What will a worthy warrior take to the Chasm for himself and his faithful companions? Of course, a dozen or two cakes! Mother Rokenpik’s tavern is ready to provide even the royal table with the freshest pastries. Who said a brutal dwarf doesn’t like sweets? There are too few pleasant things in the dark depths of the Chasm.

Dwarf of the week!

Hroft collector has been spotted again on the goblin black market. The current Baron of the Roh clan turned the once pure and beautiful city of Rohdun in one massive rarity market where everyone is obsessed by a single desire: to acquire something incredibly rare.

Stay in touch, worthy dwarfs, to stay up to date!