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The beardest news:

Hot news! In the Fisheye Tavern, in the Wild Swamps, three dwarfs had too much dirtybelly Morelbeer and arranged an ugly feast. It turned out that the innkeeper was diluting it with swamp water, for which he paid his back door. Literally.

The Black Legion is ready to accept volunteers into its ranks. You must be brave, know which side to hold the axe on and prove to not get drunk from the tenth mug of morelbeer. Instructions on how to become an exile are attached.

The most truthful ads:

Attention all potential landowners! Do you want to know how to get your piece of Eridan lands? Oh, it’s simple, my friends. Save up enough money and buy a state license at an auction. Done. Beware of fakes, my friends. There are a lot of scoundrels in our time!

Every second Thursday of the seventh month of the leap year, a Grand elves festival takes place in the middle of Goldenwood. Fireworks includes. The doors are open to everyone, of any race and size! (However, goblins are advised to start doing something about the stink already)

Dwarf of the week!

Congratulations to Savur, the winner of the monthly cake-eating tournament. Savur was able to eat a quarter more cake than Trar Bottomless. This broke old record of 17 and a half cakes.

Stay in touch, worthy dwarfs, to stay up to date!