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The beardest news:

Congratulations to Olena Lushbeard on winning the contest for the best Dwarridge! Her porridge with zyuzabka meat and the bark of a predatory stump knocked down 8 out of 10 judges. The last record was set by Brun Bigaxe — 7 out of 10 judges — but rejected for sending one of them to the next world.

Attention! Yaro the Seeker was spotted in the vicinity of Kanasald! In the name of the King, get him alive or dead. The reward will be waiting for you at the nearest post of the Black Legion.

The most truthful ads:

Looking for a Christmas gift? The best copies of the Erd bracelet are now on the market! A sweet accessory and a pass to the elite places even for the most mediocre dwarf. No one will distinguish you from a Thunderhand warrior, except guards! The perfect choice for guaranteed elimination of enemies.

Ho-Ho-Ho, it’s almost Christmas! Please your wife with a practical gift! A unique self-mixing cauldron will be delivered directly from the orcon’s craft room to your kitchen! It’s turn an ordinary lunch into an alchemy phantasmagoria. A beardnet isn’t included.

Dwarf of the week!

Hurkrim Pathfinder went on the road again. He is one of the oldest hunters of Great Beasts. Several times the skilled healers of the elves sewed it literally from bleeding pieces of meat. No one knows to whom or to what he owes his incredible endurance, but everyone will be glad to see him in battle on their side. Let’s wish him good luck!

Stay in touch, worthy dwarfs, to stay up to date! Merry Christmas to you all!