True Beard 764

The beardest news:

A reminder from the Hunters guild: Not every strong warrior can defeat an ogre, but a smart one can. The flar — reliable heavy crossbow will do its job, and nail the whopper like a moth.

Battle brothers Durn and Zarn returned from the Northern Wilds. Once they were one of the few dwarf mariners and tried to explore the lands beyond the Ice Mantle. After only they returned from the last campaign, Durn and Zarn fraternized by mixing blood and entered the service of Prince Vorwund’s personal guard.

The most truthful ads:

Haven’t you tried Morelbeer? Oh, that’s amazing! Lovingly (and a little gloatingly) brewed by goblins from blooming marsh mushrooms, pickled fish giblets and berries of spicy herbs. As soon as you get to Eridan, drink a cup or two for my health. And do you know where the best drinks are served? The Golden Shield tavern in Goldenfall waiting for the brave adventurers!

The new Joop is on the market! A light alcoholic drink made from sweet grains! With it, your hummies will start working twice as hard, and your own evenings will pass twice as fast! Order by mail or wait for the nearest caravan! (Not a combat tool, any fires are accidental).

Dwarf of the week!

Fjor Pain Master. Deep-deep, below the royal halls, below the treasuries and secret arsenals are Chambers of Pain. There mad with grief dwarves torture each other day and night in every way unimaginable in order to one day be free of pain. Few people succeed. Fjor succeeded.

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