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True Beard
2 min readJan 15, 2023

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The beardest news:

Eridan is open to the creations of all races and forms, but everyone should be able to extract its riches. The forests and fields here are full of resources that can support even the most run-down dwarf. Caution! Don’t go into the forest alone, 5 dwarves’ll be enough. You’ve been warned.

Uggo’s the Strange new poem was warmly received in the elven halls. The offspring of a rich and famous dwarf family, Uggo was very sad from childhood. He wrote many poems and even two novels. However, all this does not prevent him from being a skilled swordsman with a two-handed sword.

The most truthful ads:

The Gent’s Dome Tavern is waiting for guests! The best dwarridge in the vicinity of Midnight Tower! The most heartfelt conversations with the innkeeper and the most bushy-bearded waitresses for miles around!

Nort the Rock is not afraid to get his hands dirty. There is such a job — to cut new mines through the snowy peaks. Fighting off mountain ogres and even Great Beasts. Nort is always successful at this.

Dwarf of the week!

Alaf Not-poor. He likes to drink and gamble. When he loses, he trashes everything he sees, sometimes including his gambling partner. He gets especially angry when he is called “poor”, so everybody calls him “notpoor” now.

Stay in touch, worthy dwarfs, to stay up to date!

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True Beard

In the name of Vorwund. Prince of Lunar Mountains, baron of Eastern Mirkwood and lord of Innervess and Klafeda, the Guardian of Great Seal and the Voice of Waz