True Beard 760
The beardest news:
A reminder from the Hunters guild: although Hummies are weak, they are numerous. And when they gather in a pack and choose their own leader, they become dangerous. But a good squad of 55 dwarfs is enough power to break their resistance.
Sazid The Rude is looking for companions. Sazid doesn’t think, Sazid acts. He seems too aggressive to many, but inside he is very calculating and far-sighted. Join or go to hell, beardless girl.
The most truthful ads:
Dwarves love real-man’s things! My father always preferred the good old heavy crossbow for duck hunting. It was impossible to eat them afterwards, but what a fireworks display! The brand new Flar is waiting for you, warrior!
Do you want to know how to get your piece of Eridan lands? Oh, it’s simple, my friend. Save up enough money and buy a state license at an auction. Done. Beware of fakes, my friend. There are a lot of scoundrels in our time!
Dwarf of the week!
Ferd The Golden belly. Everyone knows Ferd as the owner of four famous taverns in Nundun. The Black Long Dig, the Golden Drink, the Slut’s boar and the Ogre’s Eatery are known throughout Eridan for their excellent food and high prices.
Stay in touch, worthy dwarfs, to stay up to date!
