How to increase your rank and why do you need to?

True Beard
2 min readFeb 4, 2023

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What dwarf doesn’t like the shine of armor? The gleam of a torch flame in the polished plates of a breastplate or the sparkle of a gilded glove? Oh, my friend, nothing in the world can compare with the glow and whistle of an axe from radgril, cutting through the air, hurrying to the last meeting with the skull of the enemy… But I digress, pardon me.

All dwarves dream of wearing a full set of uniforms. At the same time, do not forget that each piece of equipment is extremely important and valuable, but its value is not only in beauty. Armor boosts dwarf stats permanently! This means that a trained warrior can go deeper into the Chasm, so he can get more treasures to fill his wallet!

15 outfit slots in total are available for wearing equipment, but only for dwarves of the highest rank. The lower the rank, the fewer types of equipment will be available to you. Fight and pump up your power to get recognition!

The highest rank in the Eidan hierarchy is Baron. A warrior of this rank has access to all 15 outfit slots and his power becomes indestructible. But to become a Baron, you will have to show your exceptional value, and most will have to go through the rest of the steps: Newbie, Adventurer, Guardian, Chieftain and Warlord. But cheer up! Even a Newbie has 5 uniform slots available, and the Guardian rank unlocks 9 slots.

To move to a new level, you need to gain the necessary amount of power, then pay the state fee and get a new rank. Another option is the morelbeer. It tastes disgusting, as many dwarves believe, however, if you drink it and go to bed, then with some probability you will get a new rank the next morning. No risk, no champagne, my friend!

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True Beard

In the name of Vorwund. Prince of Lunar Mountains, baron of Eastern Mirkwood and lord of Innervess and Klafeda, the Guardian of Great Seal and the Voice of Waz